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thefrogman: An original I made for Slacktory.

Wed, 08 May 2013 10:16:42 +1200

thefrogman:

An original I made for Slacktory.

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Are you a virgin?

Mon, 06 May 2013 13:42:29 +1200

Why yes, last time I checked :)

You changed your info thing at the top. I like it

Mon, 06 May 2013 13:41:41 +1200

Observant! Thanks :)

Anatomy of a Bottle

Fri, 03 May 2013 13:44:14 +1200

thatkindofwoman:

I like to lose my lipstick
on the mouth of a beer bottle.

Pick delicately at the label,
usually damp from the sweat that collects.
Excitement hidden
behind a bored face
as I see that maybe
just
maybe
the label will come off clean.

If it doesn’t
I feel like my night,
or at least until I get a new bottle,
will be chaotic.

The label makes it 2/3rds of the way
then tears
the breath I was holding
comes out in a huff.

Another label too stubborn
to come loose
under my careful fingers.

cat doesn’t want to get out of nice warm bath [x]

Wed, 01 May 2013 09:16:34 +1200

cat doesn’t want to get out of nice warm bath [x]

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tastefullyoffensive: [via]

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 22:33:51 +1200

tastefullyoffensive:

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parisheroinstars: bollockstoyourassmar: puttputtbuttbutt: “FUC...

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 16:18:23 +1200

parisheroinstars:

bollockstoyourassmar:

puttputtbuttbutt:

“FUCK YOU BRIAN”

“a little more wouldn’t hurt”

“I didnt mean to have you!!”

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tastefullyoffensive: [via]

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tastefullyoffensive:

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a beginner's guide to new zealand for uncultured shitlords

Sun, 14 Apr 2013 20:37:31 +1200

Auckland: where most of the shit in the country happens, the skytower (which isn't actually all that tall) and insane road-raging drivers. also a shitty theme park. volcano central.
Wellington: parliament shit, capital city of the country. also a building that is supposed to be a beehive and looks more like a dalek, all the 'cool hipsters' live here because its expensive and classy
Rotorua: smells constantly of rotten eggs and is really the only place in the north island with interesting shit going on.
Hobbiton: actually a place where the shire was filmed with a pub you can drink at and take tours around
Taupo: it used to be a volcano that shit itself so hard it literally collapsed in on itself and is now a lake that people cycle around
Waiheke Island: everyone here has dreadlocks and is slightly weird as a requirement
Hamilton: the chlamydia capital of new zealand. seriously just don't ever go here ever.
Napier: used to be earthquake central, used to have dolphins, used to have a lot of shit it doesnt have anymore
Christchurch: new earthquake central. just a fuckload of earthquakes.
Invercargill: cold as fuck and nobody really cares
Queenstown: generally the best place to holiday because of snow and the southern alps for people who actually do physical activity
Gore: lol who the fuck cares, sheep and rednecks
Dunedin: probably the only normal place in this entire fucking country
Stewart Island: the fuck is this
Southern Alps: basically any snowy mountain scene you see in the lord of the rings movies
The Entirety of New Zealand: sheep. sheep fucking everywhere. we aren't kidding you.
Nationality: we are kiwis. kiwi is a nationality, it is also a tiny flightless bird and the fruits you uncultured swines are called kiwifruits.

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agirlstransformation: rippedfuel: snapsforsantoro: workingthro...

Wed, 10 Apr 2013 20:49:26 +1200

agirlstransformation:

rippedfuel:

snapsforsantoro:

workingthroughtheupsanddowns:

Neck & Shoulders

Hatha Yoga for Neck and Shoulder Health - 57 Min

Yoga for Neck and Shoulder Tension and Injuries - 14 Min

Feel Good Friday: Yoga for Neck & Shoulders - 14 Min

Back to School Shoulder Stretches - Yoga Sequence - 6 Min

Yoga for Your Shoulders 10 Minute Workout Routine - 10 Min

Beginners’ Yoga for Shoulder Strength with Melissa McLeod - 22 Min

Chest:

Yoga Workout Beginners Home Chest & Shoulders Exercise Routine How To - 11 Min

Yoga for Heart Opening - 10 Min

Heart Opening 30 Min Yoga Class - 31 Min

Heart Chakra Yoga Sequence - 10 Min

Arms:

Yoga for Firm and Shapely Arms and Shoulders - 9 Min

Arm Yoga Workout - 4 Min

Total Body Transformation Yoga: Hips and Arms - 11 Min

Yoga For Arm Strength: Part One (8Min) & Part Two (2 Min)

Yoga For Guitar Players — Arms, Wrists, and Fingers - 8 Min

Back:

Yoga for Back Strength - 7 Min

Yin Yoga for the Spine - 60 Min

Restorative Yoga For Back - Restoraflow - 40 Min

Yoga for Back Care - 15 Min

Yoga Workout | Low Back Pain Stretches Routine - 10 Min

Yoga for your back - 19 Min

Lower Back Relief - 17 Min

Abs:

Yoga 4 Abs with Gillian B & Sebastian - 10 Min

Yoga for Abs and Core Strength - 8 Min

Yoga Abs Workout - 10 Min

Iron Yoga Abs & Closing Stretches - 15 Min (Note: Includes weights. If you dont have weights, use a can from the pantry or something similar.)

Yoga to Build Strong Abs - 7 Min

Hips:

Hip Opening Yoga - 45 Min

Yoga Flow Hip Openers - 14 Min

Wall Yoga for Hips and Hamstrings - 12 Min

Yoga for Hip Pain and Stiffness - 17 Min

Butt, Hips & Thighs Warm up - 7 Min

Yoga Mania: Move those hips! - 12 Min

Office Yoga: Hip Release - 10 Min

Yoga for your Butt - 6 Min

Yoga Tone your Butt and Thighs - 4 Min

Legs:

Denise Austin: Yoga Legs Workout - 10 Min

Gentle Yoga for Tight Legs and Hips - 20 Min

Yoga for Sexy Legs - 6 Min

Sleek Yoga Legs - 4 Min

Full Body/Full Classes:

Jillian Michaels: Yoga Meltdown Level 1 - 35 Min

Weight Loss & Fatburning Yoga Workout - 20 Min

Yoga for Weight Loss - 20 Min

Yoga for Runners - 26 Min

Foundations in Flow Yoga Class with Fiji McAlpine - 48 Min

Connections to Core Power Yoga Class with Fiji McAlpine - 57 Min

Energizing Sunrise Practice - 38 Min

Power Yoga with Bryan Jones - 31 Min

Yoga Class with Logynn Northrhip - 60 Min

Yoga Basics to Improve Alignment - 62 Min

Yoga for Beginners Two with Dr. Melissa West - 60 Min

Intermediate/Beginner: Lunch Time Yoga Class - 45 Min

Literally have been looking for something like this for so long!!! YAY

Restorative! Need you!

Oh perfect!

Reblogging for later.

giemma: but i’m a cheerleader (1999)

Wed, 10 Apr 2013 18:56:00 +1200

giemma:

but i’m a cheerleader (1999)

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