Mama, I said
He wants to kiss me
And he won’t take no for an answer
She turned to me, eyes blazing
God help me, she said
Who taught these boys you are something to be had?
Don’t they know that your name means strength,
That your father gave it to you knowing what a force you would be?
You’re a wildfire, don’t they know?
You’re the entire ocean, not a puddle
They’ll come up choking for air
Next time you turn your head away from his lips and he turns it back,
Tell him your mother taught you that your body is a temple
Let him kneel before you
Let him pray in a whispered fervor
Let him swear his allegiance
Let him prove his devotion
Honey, you’re a goddamn wildfire
You choose who you burn
Fortesa Latifi - Mama (via madgirlf)
29,589 notes   -  21 April 2014


saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa


hash browns will be served at my wedding

69,886 notes   -  19 April 2014


50,709 notes   -  17 April 2014


I have been laughing about this for days now.

This spoke to me on a personal level.
(p.s. since when was there a character called Pepe on the muppets? How did I not know?)

George R.R. Martin on sex versus violence


149,249 notes   -  3 April 2014


in “reindeers are better than people” kristoff’s all goofy and “PEOPLE WILL CHEAT YOU AND SCREW YOU OVER” and everybody’s like haha!! charming!! and i’m like 

who hurt you 

who hurt you 

67,759 notes   -  2 April 2014


Frozen AU  where everything Hans does is just one big April Fools Joke prt 2

5,375 notes   -  2 April 2014

Actually cried with laughter. 

  -  1 April 2014



Trans Woman Dares Bible-Quoting Councilman to Stone Her to Death

that’s fucking hardcore

281,566 notes   -  1 April 2014



when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex

I want to reblog this 100 times but I’ll just do it once

444,504 notes   -  1 April 2014

 Jumper(s) on the Jumpin' Jamboree