An original I made for Slacktory.
Anonymous asked: You changed your info thing at the top. I like it
Observant! Thanks :)
Anatomy of a Bottle
I like to lose my lipstick
on the mouth of a beer bottle.Pick delicately at the label,
usually damp from the sweat that collects.
Excitement hidden
behind a bored face
as I see that maybe
just
maybe
the label will come off clean.If it doesn’t
I feel like my night,
or at least until I get a new bottle,
will be chaotic.The label makes it 2/3rds of the way
then tears
the breath I was holding
comes out in a huff.Another label too stubborn
to come loose
under my careful fingers.
cat doesn’t want to get out of nice warm bath [x]
![tastefullyoffensive:
[via]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/e0ca835f83da8d44c92faa86a82739cb/tumblr_mlzj6tomq51qewacoo1_500.jpg)
“FUCK YOU BRIAN”
“a little more wouldn’t hurt”
“I didnt mean to have you!!”
