netlfix:

hash browns will be served at my wedding

67,774 notes   -  19 April 2014


emmylouuwho:

48,649 notes   -  17 April 2014

jhart87:

I have been laughing about this for days now.

This spoke to me on a personal level.
(p.s. since when was there a character called Pepe on the muppets? How did I not know?)



George R.R. Martin on sex versus violence

 

148,760 notes   -  3 April 2014

sommerprinsesse:

in “reindeers are better than people” kristoff’s all goofy and “PEOPLE WILL CHEAT YOU AND SCREW YOU OVER” and everybody’s like haha!! charming!! and i’m like 

who hurt you 

who hurt you 

67,305 notes   -  2 April 2014


holyhairbrush:

Frozen AU  where everything Hans does is just one big April Fools Joke prt 2

5,348 notes   -  2 April 2014


Actually cried with laughter. 

  -  1 April 2014


dama3:

baelor:

Trans Woman Dares Bible-Quoting Councilman to Stone Her to Death

that’s fucking hardcore

281,254 notes   -  1 April 2014

penishole:

tobeymacguire:

when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex

I want to reblog this 100 times but I’ll just do it once

437,795 notes   -  1 April 2014


disneyside:

Just captioning what I think Hans was thinking 😂

3,815 notes   -  31 March 2014

autumnraining:

CAN WE TAKE A SECOND TO APPRECIATE AN ACTUAL LINE FROM A FALL OUT BOY SONG:

“Anything you say can and will be held against you so only say my name”

IF YOU DON’T THINK THAT’S SMOOTH AS FUCK YOU CAN GET OUT OF MY FACE CAUSE THAT’S A SWEET-ASS PICKUP LINE

156,866 notes   -  30 March 2014


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