266,041 notes   -  14 September 2014


im laughing my ass off and my bae doesn’t get it

Ok so forgive me for being mushy, but this guy is
-sometimes annoying
-an adorable dork
-one of my best friends. 

What a treat to get to spend a week seeing each other more than every second day or so :)

  -  31 August 2014


if you scream at 19yr old retail workers who are trying their hardest till they cry i hope you fucking burn in the deepest level of hell

189,399 notes   -  29 August 2014


"You’re gonna do great today"


I like cards against humanity because it’s offensive and because this is an actual review on their website they chose to publish:


177,082 notes   -  29 August 2014

115,741 notes   -  27 August 2014


kitty omg are you okay kitty 

248,405 notes   -  21 August 2014



I hear that it’s RESULTS DAY tomorrow. I have a video for that. I hope it helps

Lex gives us all great advice about what happens when a world ends.

3,836 notes   -  14 August 2014

My favourite thing was a bunch of people made a giant sign that said “How am I going to be an octopus about this?” and held it up during Pompeii at all the right times and it distracted me enough to sing “octopus” instead by accident. Dan Smith [x] (via bastillewtf)
65,685 notes   -  14 August 2014

 Jumper(s) on the Jumpin' Jamboree